Jack

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
princess-bambi00-deactivated201

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

madmaxyuriroad

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

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velociowlstudios

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

kallani-ex-machina

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!


DU DU DU-


IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

velociowlstudios

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

fandomsandanythingelse

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

vdankphantrash

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe


Barbecue sauce on my titties

eclinu

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

thetrashmouthclub

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

deathtokillian

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

crunchie-morris

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

illiop-jo

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

isweartocoffee

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

sanctferum

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

fuck off!

sasukesgreasyhair

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

macamars

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

spoopygirl

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

actiongirl2005

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

sunstar121

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

NOT GAY

cats-with-blogs

What the fuck

Richard?

alaughingfreak

ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

starlight-sanders

Road work ahead?

UH, YEAH

I sure hope it does!!

chubbyxdumpling

Come to Del TAco

they have FREESH

FREESH A VACADO

spidermansgirl

How much money do you have?

uh

.69 cents

oH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget

mattie-writes

what the FUCK is up Kyle

no what the fuck dude

STEP THE FUCK UP

rainbow-anon

Hey

Duck

You’re no good

Duck

You’ll never be shit

You’re just. Like. Your father.

bodyrollingthroughhell

Are you okay?

What IS okay?

Maybe a little rest…?

My resting heart rate registers as…

A Panic Attack

reynoldsmckinnon

Jared, could you read number 23 to the class?

No I cannot.

Waddup, I’m Jared. I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

princess-bambi00

Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha?

Oh my fuckin gaw she fuckin ded